What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?

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Gnarls Barkley's new video may cause MTV viewers to fit. ('New Gnarls Barkley Video May Make Fans Dizzy' — Billboard)

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Booty Luv are to be the new faces (and tits and arses) of a new underwear range. ('Booty Luv To Be The Faces Of La Senza's New Lingerie Range' — The Mirror)

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An old Joy Division album sleeve has been voted the most iconic of all time. Nothing for Us 5's classic 'Here We Go', sadly. ('LP Cover Wins (Joy) Division' — The Sun)

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The thrilling life of 'Britain's Got Talent' winner Paul Potts is to be made into a Hollywood movie. ('Potts Tale 'To Be Made Into Film' — BBC)

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Madonna songs (and Boom!'s back catalogue) are now allowed to be played on all kinds of MP3 players. ('Warner Drops Locks Across Europe' — BBC)

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Bob Marley's wife Rita has suggested that her daughter in law, Lauryn Hill, would be a good choice to portray her in a biopic of Bob Marley's life. ('Marley Widow Wants Lauryn Hill For Biopic' — Billboard)

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The sad news about Carmit quitting the Pussycat Dolls has now reached the tabloids and will no doubt be causing wide­spread panic as we speak. ('Cat's It For Dol Carmit' — Daily Star)

Blimey.