What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?

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Hopes for Leona Lewis' career are not getting any lower. ('Leona's Lineup: Another Album, Then Tour' — Billboard)

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Cheryl Tweedy is back in Girls Aloud. ('Cheryl Sends Sign It's All Over' — The Sun)

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Hercules & Love Affair demand you dance to their music. ('Groove Is In The Art' — The Guardian)

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Art Brut are less than happy to be releasing a single. ('EMI Release Art Brut Single "By Accident"' — The Guardian)

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Everyone who won a Brit Award is now a little richer. ('Brit Winners' Album Sales Soar' — BBC)

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Alicia Keys is making old rock and roll men cry. ('Alicia Keys, The Girl Who Made Bob Dylan Weep' — The Times)

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Kate Nash cel­eb­rated her Brits win with an all day 'Home & Away' binge. ('Kate Nash Gets Serious- ' Daily Star)

Blimey.