The Newsdump, April 15 2010: from Stevie Wonder in a field to Jake Shears in a field

Let's let off an air horn at 6am in the Stone Circle of recycled news:

» Stevie Wonder will play at this year's Glastonbury. (Hello)

» N-Dubz will play at this year's Glastonbury. (Daily Star)

» Snoop Dogg will play at this year's Glastonbury. (Guardian)

» MGMT will play at this year's Glastonbury. (NME)

» Pet Shop Boys will play at this year's Glastonbury. (Spinner)

» Willie Nelson will play at this year's Glastonbury. (BBC)

» LCD Soundsystem will play at this year's Glastonbury. (Chart Attack)

» Scissor Sisters will play at this year's Glastonbury. (Yahoo)

No newsy mentions anywhere of I Am Kloot's appear­ance but they're there too.

That's your lot.