Little Mix

As you now know, Little Mix's 'Move' won last night's Twenty Quid Music Prize.

As ever, judging was a complete bloody shambles but it did follow a strange sort of structure so if you weren't there — and even if you were there — the below account of what happened when, and to whom, and why, might help make sense of the whole thing.

(Please note that we put together the Storify while battling a fairly epic hangover, so let us know if any of it's a bit all over the place.)