Presenting Lisa Scott-Lee's Neverending Cycle Of Hope And Misery.
Last night her terrible single 'Electric' — which stormed the UK Top 14 last year — continued to 'cut a swathe' through the world's pop charts by entering the Australian charts at… Number 93.
On her official website, Lisa writes that "I've been busy in the studio finishing my album", which will apparently be released in the UK some sort of "special edition".
Look at her!
Round and round she goes, thinking she's getting somewhere, when all the time she's going PRECISELY NOWHERE, FOREVER.
No doubt 'Nathan' has some hilarious masterstroke up his sleeve.
UPDATE: A Popjustice viewer writes: "Recently, The Age in Australia leaked figures showing how many tracks you need to sell in Australia to go into the top 100. The number? 70. (Yes, seven-zero.)"