It doesn't matter if you are a lesbian or not: the new Melanie C single appeals to everyone.
'Carolyna' comes with one cover to appeal to those of you who like the idea of her being a bit gay and another cover for those who do not.
There is sadly no option for people who simply could not care less about this tedious old woman or her solo career and who simply wish she would hurry the fuck up and ship Melanie B back to the country for the Spice Girls reunion so that it's out of the way and people can once and for all stop banging on about the Spice Girls reunion.
Maybe there will be a 'cassingle' format for this 'third way'.
Maybe it will look like this.
Maybe it will not.
