In case you are wondering, the new Rihanna album, 'Good Girl Gone Bad', is completely mindblowing.
Even the ballads are good. (!)
To prove this we have pulled together a list of things the Rihanna album is better than, including trees, air, religion, setting fire to the Cutty Sark for a laugh, iPods, the Amerie album and lampshades.
We stopped when we got to a hundred.
The list doubles as a sort of track by track review if you're patient.