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Popworldcupjustice: Cameroon vs Brazil

  • June 23, 2014
  • Brad O'Mance

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CAMEROON V BRAZIL

Guest referee:
Del Marquis — Musician and Scissor Sister

Cameroon32 Kurume Bafaw Choir — 'Chant de Ralliement'

“Right, firstly some instruc­tions: type Chantal Biya into Google… Cameroon wins! But back to the video at hand. These women are giving you a proud and solemn rendition whilst decked out in tra­di­tional cloth. The one with the mic must be the Nadine of the group, but I can't wait to see the outfit reveal, likely unveiling some sort of bedazzled corset as designed to  The Blonds. They're doing all the best tour outfits these days.”

Brazil32 Christoffer Lundquis — Brazilian National Anthem

“I really really wanted to root for Brazil; my husband is from there, and the country has a special place in my heart. But even as a guitarist, I can't forgive bad guitar face. Christoffer — Roxette's tour guitarist, 'FYI' — clomps his way around the stage and the following words come to mind: club foot, myopia, underbite, Ted Nugent. Also, no one's guitar should look that new, this is what guitar con­ven­tions look like. But as a con­sol­a­tion prize, lets give a link to a fun pop video from Brazil."

Del's full time score:

Cameroon 2 — Brazil 1

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