Do you have very little interest in music or celebrity, meaning that you don't know basic facts about some of the most famous people in the world?
Do you have little or no grasp of very basic fact-checking procedures or websites like Everyhit, Wikipedia and Google?
Do you switch allegiances at the drop of a hat and pick people to support and/or victimise on an absolute whim?
If all this sounds like you, and if you feel like working terrible hours so that someone else can take all the credit…
Yes, yes, or you could come and work for Popjustice etc etc etc.