We know it's very fashionable to be all 'calm down Grandma', 'isn't she old', 'what a dog' etc when it comes to discussing Madonna but — correct us if we're wrong here — she looks pretty hot in this clip from the '4 Minutes' video.
The main problem is Justin. It may well be that he suffers from poor circulation but if Madonna's fine in her pants we don't see why he needs a coat and scarf. If he turned up for tea at our Nan's dressed like that there would be one response and one response only: "are you staying?". You're making a pop video, you dolt, you're not going for a hike.
Perhaps Justin is simply surrounded wherever he goes by his own ecosystem — a curse, we imagine, as well as a gift.
If anyone could drop us a line to clear up the Justin/ecosystem/poor circulation issue that'd be great. Cheers.