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Madonna looks hot, Justin looks cold

  • April 3, 2008
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We know it's very fash­ion­able to be all 'calm down Grandma', 'isn't she old', 'what a dog' etc when it comes to dis­cuss­ing Madonna but — correct us if we're wrong here — she looks pretty hot in this clip from the '4 Minutes' video.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vrjXeld5Fg

The main problem is Justin. It may well be that he suffers from poor cir­cu­la­tion but if Madonna's fine in her pants we don't see why he needs a coat and scarf. If he turned up for tea at our Nan's dressed like that there would be one response and one response only: "are you staying?". You're making a pop video, you dolt, you're not going for a hike.

Perhaps Justin is simply sur­roun­ded wherever he goes by his own ecosystem — a curse, we imagine, as well as a gift. 

If anyone could drop us a line to clear up the Justin/ecosystem/poor cir­cu­la­tion issue that'd be great. Cheers. 

(Thanks to Sam for the link.)
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