Poor old The Long Blondes. They've got a new album out and literally nobody could care less. It's a shame because the lead single 'Century' was quite listenable and their next single, 'Guilt', is not without its charms. We particularly like the video, which features Kate looking quite pretty at a dog training school.
IF ONLY THE UK WAS CURRENTLY GRIPPED BY THE ANTICS OF SOME SORT OF TALENTED DOG ACT INVOLVING A DOG DANCING TO MUSIC OF SOME DESCRIPTION.
Come on, Rough Trade. Crass and bandwagon-friendly opportunities like this don't present themselves every day.
We know you're supposed to be all 'cool' and '7" vinyl' about it but The Long Blondes are always banging on about being a proper pop group and a vidular collaboration with Gin the amazing tabloid newspaper-reading wonderdog could be just what they need.