Must try harder viral email type thing 1:
Have you seen the new [PROMISING BUT TERRIBLY MARKETED YOUNG BRITISH SOLO SINGER] video for "[SONG TITLE]"? Surely she is too young to be doing the whole "Clarissa Explains It All put through a blender with some inflatable fast food" schtik? It ended in 1994, when she must have been about 1 year old. Unless she is Clarissa reincarnated.
Must try harder viral email type thing 2:
Hey I don't know if you've gotten a chance to see the new [USELESS US 'POP PUNK' BAND] video for "[SONG TITLE]" but if you haven't its definitely something you need to see. The only place I was able to find it was www.[RUBBISHWEBSITE].com so I don't know if its on the rest of the internets yet. The video basically depicts the lead singer having relations with a woman dressed in a penis costume. Absolutely hilarious and they don't pull any smutty punches opting to go to incredibly dark an inappropriate places. But I won't spoil it for you, check it out for yourself, I think the other readers of your blog, as well as me of course, would love to read a story about this.
Brilliant, thanks for that everyone, please do continute to send in your 100% genuine and unprompted email correspondence. (Note to children working for 'In4merz': that is a joke, please do not send in rubbish about rubbish.)