Here's the Spice Girls singing some stuff and moving around on a stage in time to the stuff they're singing, in Vancouver.
We're going on December 18 and literally cannot wait ('are thinking of selling our tickets'). No, but seriously, we're sure the thrill of being there is what it's all about ('the thrill of the not very reasonably priced merchandise stall is what it's all about'). No, no, sorry, we're too cynical. It's great that they're doing this for the fans ('doing this for ten million etc etc etc'). (That's enough of that — Ed)