, the mixed message of not indulging in cheesy dance routines but somehow squaring this with a month-long residency at Thorpe Park.
, a band without a debut single , desperately attempting to escape the fact that it is not 2001.
A male Girls Aloud. Would a male Girls Aloud — even just boys singing over Girls Aloud tracks work? Well, yes. Over the last week or so a YouTube kid called has been uploading pitched-down Girls Aloud tracks — the end result being Girls Aloud songs with 'male' vocals.
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What have we learned:
1. It is not 2001.
It hurts us a bit to do this because the xxx, xxx and xxx. But: