Well somewhat predictably the 'Eurovision: Your Fault' vote went a bit wonky and we're sending Andy Abraham to represent the UK at Eurovision.
It's a nice turnaround for a man who not so long ago was unceremoniously dropped after a platinum-selling debut album but it is a shame the song is so boring.
So boring that it won't be fun watching it fail miserably; so boring it won't be fun celebrating its romp to victory. However it performs it will be the Eurovisionular embodiment of the internet's most annoying word: 'meh'.
Here is the song in question. It may do well at Eurovision. It may not do well at Eurovision. We're going to have severe difficulty giving two shits either way.
WAKE UP AT THE BACK!