The BBC's chief operating officer, Caroline Thomson, is in The Guardian today talking to 'media execÂutÂives' about 6 Music. Her point — sit down before you read this — is that 37-year-olds (37 being the age of 6 Music's average listener) are catered for by comÂmerÂcial radio. She goes on to make some good points about the BBC's critics but Christ alive the idea that everybody aged 37 (or any age) enjoys the same type of music is so ridicuÂlous that it would be funny were it not coming from the mouth of someone who actually has some control over the BBC's new strategy.
You have to admire the spunk of someone who can stand up in front of media execs and claim with a straight face that someone who currently spends all day listening to Broken Bells, Vampire Weekend and French Horn Rebellion (all of whom, we feel compelled to point out here, are shit) on 6 Music will in any way be well catered for by the comÂmerÂcial sector, but let's be serious here: 6 Music's listeners will be no better served by the comÂmerÂcial sector than a man with no arms would be by a lifetime's supply of mittens. This is stated quite clearly in the Steve Lamacq story we linked in today's Newsdump, in which a former operÂaÂtions director (ie bigwig) at GCap Media (now Global, who run Capital, Heart etc) says that "comÂmerÂcial radio can never replicate 6 Music's cultural value – it's not viable for us to do so. We will gain nothing from this closure yet the music industry will lose much".
So that's 6 Music, but the other thing we would like to mention today (and we really will stop banging on about it after this) is that anybody who claims that Radio 1's mainÂstream output is repÂlicÂated in the comÂmerÂcial sector is similarly mental. This is where the world's greatest website comparemyradio.com comes up again. Let's compare what Radio 1 played last month with what Capital FM (to pick an example out of the air) played last month.
Most of Radio 1's critics — mainly people who never listen to the station or any other mainÂstream radio and think Radio 1 is just 24-hour Chris Moyles — simply have no grasp of how the station operates after 7pm, or how well it caters for new music across multiple speÂcialÂist genres. Even in daytime, taking the playlist into account, Radio 1 is hardly as 'OMG Cheryl Cole' as the station's more clueless critics seem to imagine. As comparemyradio.com puts it:
We're not saying Radio 1 is perfect but, as with 6 Music, its critics should at least know what it is they're criÂtiÂcising because otherwise the whole debate is just a complete shitshow.