The new Kelly Rowland album is worse than three copies of the current Melanie C album played at the same time slightly out of sync with each other, although the first thirty seconds of a song called 'Flashback' are quite good and the single 'Like This' is bearable. You presumably know about the latter, however, given that it is already in the Bloody Top Ten.
The rest of the 'Miss Kelly' album is so by-numbers it might as well be an LP about mathematics. We couldn't remember what it sounded like even while the CD was still playing on the stereo. There are certainly no mentions of ANY collapsible waterproof items likely to be raised above the head in order to repel rain.
However, it's probably not as unlistenable as the Kelly Clarkson album but if we had Le Roc, Llorenna, Laura Michelle, Bryan, Osbourne or R in our names we would be very wary of releasing ANY music in 2007: The Year Of The Crap Kelly Album.
Readers! Has a popstar or musician apart from him out of Bloc Party released ANYTHING worth listening to this year? Let us know!
