» Hurts celebrated their final festival appearance of the year at V by getting really drunk. (The Sun)
» Fairly popular songwriter for hire Ester Dean wants her solo album to be "grimy" and "hard, like in your face." (Billboard) [INSERT PENIS JOKE HERE PLEASE SUBS THANKS] [GAG ABOUT PENIS INSERTION TO GO HERE PLEASE SUBS THANKS] [JOKE ABOUT PENIS INSERTION LEADING TO GAG TO GO HERE PLEASE SUBS THANKS]
» Lady Gaga thinks Bollywood is "surreal genius" and will perform her first ever shows in India in October. (IBN Live)
» Katy Perry was apparently called an "uncompassionate carnivore" for enjoying some meat recently. (Musicrooms) Katy can't even say she didn't have any — California grills are undeniable.
» Madonna and Mariah Carey have made it onto the list of cheapest celebrity tippers. (The Guardian)
» Serial eyebrow raiser Pitbull is being sued for crimes against music, specifically by Lindsay Lohan, who is accusing him of using her name in one of his 'raps' without permission. (MSNBC)
» Kelly Rowland likes to visit sex shops with her friends at 1am. (Canoe)
» Beyonce and Jay‑Z are the most powerful couple in showbiz, according to Forbes magazine. (Wakey Wakey News)
» Alexandra Burke finds Rihanna mildly attractive. (Twitter)
» And finally, Nicola Roberts has unveiled the artwork for her new album and it involves a pile of washing up, some ceramic birds and a feather duster. (Nicola Roberts)
THAT WAS some of THE NEWS.