CONTENDER A: THE NEW LADYHAWKE ALBUM
Ooh, look at reluctant but complex pop artiste Ladyhawke with her intricate multiple personalities, she is one thing for some people and another thing for other people, who is the real Ladyhawke, can she be unravelled from her own mystique blah blah blah.
CONTENDER B: THE FOXES SINGLE
We mentioned Foxes last year: in summary she is mostly brilliant and completely releasing 'Youth' as a single.
As you can hear, it (and its b‑side) are quite good.
Our panel of judges were impressed by the appearance of not one but TWO foxes, reflecting the artist's pluraltastic 'nom de pop', but felt that its resemblance to a stole might create Kelly Rowland-related confusion. Also: never trust a fox, they're only out to cause trouble.
VERDICT
It's a draw.
A AHAHAAHAHAHA
(Draw.)
(Like a drawn illustration.)
(OH PLEASE YOURSELVES.)