As another album-releasing season approaches, we can't help but wonder whether some high profile signings and transfers might be in order.
This is how it could work in a 'real life' scenerio.
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We start off with Rochelle from The Saturdays. She's quite happy in The Saturdays, but what happens when she gets a phonecall from the new, multi-billionaire Arab owners of Girls Aloud? She's a‑warblin' with Nadine before you can say 'Something Kinda Oooh'. |
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Cheryl Cole, meanwhile, is now keen to leave Girls Aloud. And who's that on the phone? It's only Island Records. Next thing you know, Cheryl's playing for… |
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…the Sugababes, but that's alright, because Keisha's been transferred elsewhere to form an all-new girl trio with two solo singers. |
ET VOILA.
That is how it should work. If someone could see to the paperwork that'd be great, cheers.