The first, titled 'Robbie Answers More Of Your Questions' is delivered in non-threatening all-caps. 'The Robster', as no one calls him, revealed that his favourite word is 'fuck', his least favourite word is 'vagina' and that his idea of happiness is to be "in control of his own mind".
When asked "What turns you on spiritually, creatively or emotionally?" he went on a bit with his answer. "Well I've returned to spirit for this tour… I'm choosing to believe in a universal power that we/I can plug into it at any time… I've spending time in forests on this tour taking my shoes of a plugging into the ground… At the start of the tour in Sunderland I panicked… "The stage is so big and it's just me. How am I going to fill it?" Instantly I heard "Your light is way bigger than this stadium the stage will take care of itself" …Awesome!"
The second, 'Completing Sentences', is a poem, written not by Robbie, but 'Robert' Williams. It doesn't really make any sense. "People think I am; a ham; the trick is not to give a dam", he muses. The key line, however, is "I feel loved x".