Miley Cyrus has had something specially built for her forthcoming performance on The X Factor.
"I'm doing something a little different, I've got something amazing built for this performance, that's all I'm gonna say," she told the Capital FM Breakfast Show (as quoted here).
It's going to be a massive fucking wrecking ball isn't it.
"It's really beautiful," she continued. "That place is so big and intimidating. It's so awkward singing in front of a judge panel even though you're not being judged."
But aren't we all judged every day of our lives, in one way or another? Isn't that the real issue here?
Anyway beige Mondeo of pop Gary Barlow is the other performer on the night, so that will be equally as spectacular obviously.