Yesterday it was reported that professional pop ruiner Ariel Pink had said some things about working on the new Madonna album and her being a bit rubbish now etc etc etc, but that first bit seems a bit wide of the mark because Madonna's never heard of him.
'Taking to Twitter' Guy Oseary, Madonna's manager, had the following to say when a fan raised legitimate concerns about Pink's involvement in the album:
.@madonnarebel @madonna and I have never heard of @arielxpink. The label may have reached out but M has no interest in working with mermaids
— Guy Oseary (@guyoseary) October 14, 2014
So there we go.