Street-slashing urine-guzzler Ke$ha wrote the song 'Gold Trans Am' about her vagina.
The 'Grow A Pear' chanteuse explained the meaning behind the 'Warrior' bonus track, noting: “It began as a song about my car, which is a gold Trans Am, and it works about 40 per cent of the time. I don't have another car because I love that one so much."
“But then like all great pop it became a metaphor for something else — my pussy."
Crikey, do go on.
"But my vagina is in tip top working order," she reassured us all. "Valeted and souped-up and working 100 per cent of the time.”
'Valeted'.
'Souped-up'.
Oh Ke$ha.