Justin Bieber would quite like Beyoncé to follow him on Twitter as he basically really fancies her.
Asked in Q magazine if there's anyone left he'd like to follow him, he said: "Beyoncé. She's so sexy. I'm in love with everything about her."
Of course, he can't act on this impulse because she's a married woman.
"But I love Jay‑Z, so I can't do anything about it," he lamented. "I've had a crush on her for a long time. But I wouldn't come between them — I would never do that! But I'm going to make her follow me just by keeping talking about it."
Do you think Justin thinks about her when he's masturbating? Probably.