Justin Bieber's penis is 91" long, or thereabouts.
Fans of Bieber have nicknamed Justin's eenie meenie 'Jerry' after Canada's tallest man, 7'7"-tall (that's 91") basketballer Jerry Sokoloski.
Asked if it was an appropriate name for the Bieber beanpole, Justin told The Daily Star: "Yep! The fans named my penis Jerry, which is funny. Why Jerry? Um… Jerry was actually the largest man."
That's a lot of 'fondue'. :(