Flagbearer for chastity Joe Jonas has signed up to appear on new US TV show The Choice.
The dating show, based on the concept of The Voice, sees civilian suitors humiliate themselves by pleading to celebrity singletons to turn round their chair and take them home and have sex with them. If two or more celebrities like the pitch and turn their chairs, they have to persuade the contestants why they should chose them over the other. Get your cocks out lads, etc.
As well as Joe, producers have lined up BGT judge Carmen Electra, American Idol winner Taylor Hicks, Superman Dean Cain and The Situation (obviously) to appear.
Cat Deeley will host the show and it airs in America on June 3.
It may be television's greatest triumph since Hole In The Wall.