Ed Sheeran will headline internet cretin Perez Hilton's One Night In…Austin "real music" event at SXSW.
Sheeran has been booked to set the tone of no fun at the showcase, with Perez warning: "If you're looking for just a fun party…then don't come to our event!".
Continuing the authentic theme, the organisers of the fifth annual show say: "We want real music lovers and just music lovers this year."
Though yet to be officially announced, Cher Lloyd will also feature on the bill for the Saturday 17 event — proceeds of which benefit VH1's Save The Music Foundation.
Perez is promising the "best lineup yet! For reals".