Real Cher's duet with Lady Gaga, 'The Greatest Thing', has leaked all over the internet and Cher's not happy.
The song — which was meant to appear on Cher's new album but now won't because apparently Lady Gaga doesn't like it or something — is basically a Eurovision song with a poppers-propelled rocket up its arse.
This was Cher's thoughtful reaction on Twitter when she realised the song had leaked:
"Just heard TGT ! FUCK ! IT’S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT FUCKING VERSION!!! WHY DO PPL THINK THIS KINDA LEAKING SHIT IS OK ! I’m so Fg DISSAPOINTED".
She then added:
"Disappointed( Ive Sat on fkng song 4 over a yr )NOW SOME ASSHOLE LEAKS WRONG VERSION ! GaGa’s SINGLE IS GREAT, & THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS".
Anyway, here's 'The Greatest Thing'.[youtube]X5fj9t7QTJM[/youtube]