BAP-2014Here they are in all their glory, ladies and gentlemen, your Wednesday BAPs.

  • Tove Styrke’s back with a new song that’s online now and will be available to purchase TOMORROW! (Popjustice)
  • NOTHING WHATSOEVER HAS HAPPENED INVOLVING LA ROUX SO EVERYONE JUST MOVE ALONG PLEASE.
  • Roisin Murphy’s Italian covers EP is now streaming in full online. (Clash)
  • Here’s a nice picture of Kylie Minogue and Lily Allen hugging. (Idolator)
  • Apparently Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams have been filming for a Destiny’s Child reunion of sorts. (Beyoncé Legion)
  • That animated film starring Rihanna and J.Lo has been pushed back until March 2015 which might mean we don’t get a new Rihanna album for the second straight year. (Popjustice) Literally WFT.
  • Female pop singer Lorde’s said she doesn’t like everything that comes with being a female pop singer. (Press Party)
  • There’s now an orches­tral remix of Lana Del Rey’s ‘West Coast’ for fans of orches­tral remixes. (Idolator)
  • Nicki Minaj’s new single ‘Pills N Potions’ is now on the internet. (Popjustice)
  • And there’s also this slightly redundant news story about what it sounds like etc for the Minaj news men­tal­ists. (Popjustice)
  • Here’s a chat with Sia about her ‘Chandelier’ video and that per­form­ance on Ellen etc. (Dazed Digital)
  • Publicity-shy chanteuse Rita Ora’s joined the V Festival lineup. (Birmingham Mail)
  • This V magazine cover featuring Madonna and Katy Perry has arrived online. (Twitter)
  • Former Girls Aloud manager Kimberley Walsh and that bloke from Fame Academy have made a song together for the Tour de France (!) and that song now has a video. (Popjustice)
  • A male model man is set to appear in J.Lo’s new video. (Attitude)
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU MUTYA BUENA. (Twitter)
  • Ciara’s had a baby with Future and together they’ve called him, er, Future. (The Guardian)
  • Nicole Scherzinger’s news single has a title — ‘Your Love’ — and a release date of July 2. (Popjustice)

And for old time's sake…

What a song.