Everyone sit the fuck down — BAPs are back!
- Nicole Scherzinger milked a goat on the radio this morning. (Capital FM)
- Here’s a picture of soccer enthusiast Rihanna holding the World Cup. (Twitter)
- Kate Boy and Avec Sans are playing a ‘gig’ together in London later this month. (Popjustice)
- Cheryl Cole’s only gone and got married to French person even though she once said she couldn’t speak French in a song by that band she was in when life was a lot simpler. (Instagram)
- NOBODY PANIC! Sophie Ellis-Bextor might make dance music again at some point in the probably quite distant future. (Popjustice)
- Paris Hilton’s new video looks like it could be quite a subtle and mysterious affair. (YouTube)
- Here's a video for Duke Dumont's new single if you're into that sort of thing. (Popjustice)
- Beyoncé’s HBO series of live performances has now moved on to ‘Flawless’. (That Grape Juice)
- Meanwhile, Beyoncé’s other HBO thing she’s doing with her husband Jay Z now has a trailer. (YouTube)
- Jessie Ware’s well aware of the fact that big bangers aren’t really her forte. (Popjustice)
- Bastille’s new album will features some guitars. (Daily Star)
- Those pictures of Lady Gaga that artist did that time are going to be shown in Paris. (Facebook)
- Here’s a picture of Geri Halliwell in a Sumo costume. (Twitter)
- In a pretty unique move, The Ting Tings have a made a video for their new single. (Popjustice)
- Robyn’s said her ‘mini album’ (EP) thing with Röyksopp is the result of sadness. :( (NME)
- A*M*E and MNEK are working on some new songs together, which is quite a good idea really. (Twitter)
- Becky Hill from The Voice and other places has popped a song online for the tastemakers' delectation. (Popjustice)
And for old time's sake…
What a song.
