How much money it would be necessary for someone to have in their bank account for £16 to seem a reasÂonÂable price to pay for a DVD conÂtainÂing what is without a doubt the worst music-related TV 'enterÂtainÂment' programme this side of Britannia High. £500,000? £24,000,000? Seriously — how small a perÂcentÂage of your total wealth would £16 need to represent for the purchase of this horror to be somehow excusable?