Ladies and gentlemen here is the new Girls Aloud video – new in the sense of everyone having watched it numerous times on TV and YouTube already. Some people on the Popjustice forums have taken personal offence at the fact that we haven't put it on the frontpage yet, so here it is.

Here is all you need to know about it.


1.
It is the first Girls Aloud video to have a budget any higher than the loose change in your pockets right now.


2.
It is the first Girls Aloud video to steal all its ideas from Christina Aguilera's 'Fighter' video.


3.
It is the first Girls Aloud video in which every member plays a valid role.


4.
It is the first Girls Aloud video in which Girls Aloud wear rubber.


5.
It is the first Girls Aloud video in which Nicola sticks pins into anything.

Et voila.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcBwdlanms