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You cannot go wrong with Tinie Tempah on a horse.

  • July 30, 2013
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Look at this.

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It's Tinie Tempah on a horse.

We have to say, this shot from Tinie's new video is surely up there as one of the greatest rappers-on-horseback images in the history of modern enter­tain­ment.

Certainly, it's not quite up there with THIS…

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…but it's pretty good for a Tuesday morning.

While we're on the topic, this pho­to­graph captures neither a rapper or a horse, but Rihanna on a camel from her pre-able-to-say-no-to-this-kind-of-shit appear­ance in My Super Sweet 16 remains a triumph.

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Let's have another, slightly closer look at Tinie Tempah on a horse.

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Amazing.

A handful of other important images from the new Tinie Tempah video

 

1. An excellent clock from Habitat.

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2. A cup of something.

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3. A lady about to tread on some miniature cupcakes.

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4. Ripples in a cup — DINOSAURS ARE COMING.

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5. Tambourine.

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6. Some delicious drugs.

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7. Numerous cups arranged in a way that is quite pleasing to the eye.

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8. Books that look like a graphic equaliser.

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9. A RABBIT.

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10. Some Pepto-Bismol in case Tinie Tempah gets the shits.

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11. Jelly.

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12. Tinie miming a mobile phone to go with the 'mobile phone' lyric, his little finger sig­ni­fy­ing that he still uses a phone with some sort of clamshell design, for instance a Motorola StarTAC.

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13. Oh let's just have another look at Tinie Tempah on a horse shall we.

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You can watch the full video here if you like.

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