Alex Guadino has. He was momentarily distracted by the ten-packets-for-a-quid Polish Jaffa cakes and tempted to splash out on some shop-soiled tampons but in the end, and because his new pop video features some pretty ladies doing footbally things, he plumped for a job lot of table football sets. Once home he put some little stickers on them and sent them out. GOOOALLLLLL!!!!!!!! (?).
Sadly the song — which samples 'Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag', one of the ten worst pieces of music of all time — is 100% terrible.