Well yes, but how do you fancy going to see BEYONCÉ LIVE IN LONDON instead?
The 'Run The World (Girls)' hitmaker is performing a surprise show at the Shepherds Bush Empire and we've got 20 (TWENTY) pairs of tickets to give away.
She'll have had a full shower since Glastonbury, and will no doubt be 'in high spirits' as her album (pre-order here) is out that very day.
To enter, just send an email to [email protected] with 'BEYONCÉ — THERE'S A POPSTAR WHO'S QUITE GOOD' in the subject line and a poem about Beyonce in the main bit of the email. We'll then pick some winners.
Competition closes 6pm UK time tomorrow (Saturday); we'll let you know if you've won tomorrow night.
This is going to be amazing. (Note to Beyonce: this had better be amazing.)
So there you have it. HURRAH.
This competition has now closed and the winners have been notified. Thanks for all your entries — the quality of poetry on offer was 'rather variable' but well done for trying your best.