We managed to put a lid on an almost daily impulse to be friends with famous people in our late teens but it's hard not to see THIS list of Kathy Burke's Desert Island Discs and not feel the urge to crack open the floral staÂtionÂery and start scrawling slightly unnerving daily love letters.
Of 'Bad Romance', Kathy notes: "when I'm on my island, I want to dance".
