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Tomorrow's news today

  • August 2, 2007
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Next week you will probably read the following 'news' stories in The Sun newspaper.

1. Something about Lily Allen recov­er­ing from her big boo-hoo LA depres­sion.

2. Something about Lily Allen making no apologies for saying bad stuff about Cheryl Cole at Glastonbury.

3. Something about Lily Allen having recorded a song called 'Steve From Accounts'.

4. Something about Lily Allen's next album being 'more indie' because she has had a photo taken with one of the Kaiser Chiefs.

5. Something about Lily Allen dressing up as a panda.

Lets have a look at how the last one might be illus­trated.

Lovely.

Plus, regarding Point 3 – 'Steve From Accounts' is in the Top Ten song titles of the last five years.

(Clearly we lifted everything in this piece from Lily Allen's MySpace blog.)

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