…is that despite its obvious awfulness on numerous levels, most of which concern Reid's per­form­ance, the pro­duc­tion is actually pretty good.

Bits of the song itself are fairly good too actually. We'd certainly rather listen to this than the Chris Brown single, or Taio Cruz's latest effort.

Also, the martial arts dance move bits towards the end are Clarksonstrongeresque in their bril­liance.

Look we're not going to try and argue that the overall effect of 'Stardust' isn't something akin to falling backwards into a bath of shit but be honest, it could have been a LOT worse.