As you may have read elsewhere, Nick Jonas has a solo single coming out. It's called 'Who I Am' and it's one of those ludicrous but semi-catchy "ooh listen to me 'n' my serious tunes I'm more than just an idiot out a boyband" numbers.
As you can see from the sleeve below, Nick has 'risen above the madness of the city' (ie he is away from all those screaming girls — he is a musician!) and is now just a wandering minstrel.
» The scarf!
» The beaten up leather jacket!
» The guitar!
We're in deepest, darkest troubadour territory here, readers.
But how good is the song?
So good they've put it on the CD single FOUR TIMES IN A ROW.
We love how it's the radio edit three times, then the album version just to mix things up.
'NICK JONAS ROULETTE'
Put the CD on in random shuffle mode.
When the album version comes on, perform a forfeit.
Could this be the format to save the music industry?