Let's dip our toes in the puddle of recycled 'news':
» Florence 'Welch' & The Machine is on the cover of Grazia's new 3D issue. (The Guardian)
» Meanwhile, The Star have picked up on Florence's revelation (in Grazia) that she got a bit boo-hoo when she split up with her boyfriend. (Daily Star)
» Today seems to mark something of a tipping point in Florenceworld: The Sun run a story in which they print what they claim to be one of the first pap shots of Florence, going on to hint that Florence is, essentially, now tabloid property. (The Sun)
» Brace yourselves for some sad news: Miley Cyrus is leaving the music industry. (MTV) This news has got us shaking our heads like 'no'.
» Lady Gaga has launched a counter-lawsuit against ex-collaborator Rob Fusari — she claims the contract she signed was "predatory and financially abusive". (NME)
» While the world waits patiently for Culture Club's annual reunion Boy George has announced that he likes Adam Lambert. (MTV)
» And finally, Susan Boyle will receive £4m on her birthday. (Hello!) Imagine that falling out of your birthday card! (In truth the payment is likely to be made via BACS and will not be sent through the post.)
» Ke$ha has — as we believe they say — 'furiously backtracked' over a song in which she said Britney Spears was rubbish or something. (Digital Spy) She has also apologised to Justin Bieber. (Digital Spy) Ke$ha
has very quickly established herself as something of a performing
monkey for the world's pop gossip news sources, churning out (then
apologising for) a constant stream of 'controversial' and 'opinionated'
thoughts on other artists. By the way did you hear that Ke$ha once got
drunk? Oh it was so cool she got drunk and was sick LOL. Crazy!
That's your lot.