The Newsdump, March 10 08: from Madonna's 'Hard Candy' to Kelly's 'Work' cash coming in handy

What has been going on in the world of news while we've all been asleep?

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A man has listened to the new Madonna album. ('Madonna Fans: I've Got Candy' – The Sun)

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Britney's demise is your fault. ('Out Of Control' – The Guardian)

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The B52s suggest that if they wanted to be more famous they would follow in Britney's footsteps. ('The B‑52s Are Back' – The Times)

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MGMT are quite serious in inter­views. ('Pop Duo MGMT's Rocky Road To Fame' – BBC)

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Carmit Pussycat Doll has offi­cially announced her departure – and promises some 'exciting' news. ('But He Was My Favourite' – Dlisted)

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Adele has made an off-the-cuff remark about forming a pop group with some former Brit School pupils, which is now being reported as hard news. ('Adele Plans The 'Best Girl Band Ever'' – Yahoo)

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Kelly Rowland has spent her 'Work' royalties wisely. ('Kelly: I Love My New Big Boobs' – The Sun)

Blimey.