Hold onto your hats:
» Owl City beat off John & Edward yesterday evening, while Alicia Keys has 'scored' her first UK Number One album. (Radio 1 Chart Show)
» Lady Gaga is putting together a new spin on her live show for UK audiences — it's themed around The Wizard Of Oz. (Daily Star)
» Not unreasonably, Men At Work are right royally fucked off about all that 'Down Under' plagiarism business. (BBC News)
» Illiterate pop divots John & Edward are still planning an album and Alphabeat have been approached to write a song. And if you think that sounds unlikely, wait until you see how The Sun describe Alphabeat. (The Sun) "Cool Danish dance producers" indeed…
» The Sun have figured out a pointlessly complicated way of letting you watch JLS (or 'JSL') video content. (The Sun)
» Massive Attack are sort of furious about their artwork being censored except it's really lame censorship based on the London Underground not accepting graffiti-inspired advertising so it doesn't really matter very much. (Daily Star)
» Oasis' admittedly-quite-good '(What's The Story) Morning Glory?' looks like it might win that Brits 30 album vote thing. Poor old Travis. (The Sun)
» Jay‑Z believes Susan Boyle should launch a clothing line. (Digital Spy)
That's your lot. Except to say…
» All signs are pointing to a BEAR HUNT. (Press Of Atlantic City)