Hold onto your hats:
» Leona Lewis has had a poem about horses tattooed down her back. (The Sun) It includes the line "to ride a horse is to ride the sky" which is perhaps not the most THERE IS NO WAY OF ENDING THIS SENTENCE WITHOUT DESCENDING INTO FILTH BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE THINKING.
» Kasabian's album is the best of the last year. (NME) (Kasabian's album is not the best of the last year.)
» Rihanna has done a session for AOL. (Only VIP Media)
» Calvin Harris has added his support to the Mail On Sunday. (The Sun)
» Susan Boyle has been mistaken for The Queen. (Digital Spy)
» The shortlist for 2013's UK city of culture has been announced. (Guardian) Norwich is on the list.
» Lady Gaga has unveiled her new look. (BBC)
» Two members of The Pussycat Dolls are not exactly best friends. (Digital Spy)
And that's your lot.