The Newsdump, 10 April 2008: from U2's new stuff to Ofcom in a huff

What has been going on in the world?

» The bad news: U2 plan to reissue their early albums. The terrible news: following their recent deal with Live Nation, they’'re in the studio to record EVEN MORE. (Billboard)

»  Amy Winehouse fails to sym­path­ise with former indie musician. (The Sun)

»  Pete Wentz’s desire to emulate the Jay Z business model extends to following him down the aisle. (MTV)

»  Toni Braxton urges doctors to unbreak her heart. (Gigwise)

»  After Madonna’s recent wild claims, Gwyneth Paltrow offers yet more 'oddball theories' on the plight of Britney Spears. (Music Rooms)

»  Some people still cannot under­stand that popstars occa­sion­ally swear. (BBC)

Not a lot then.