What has been going on in the world?
» The bad news: U2 plan to reissue their early albums. The terrible news: following their recent deal with Live Nation, they’'re in the studio to record EVEN MORE. (Billboard)
» Amy Winehouse fails to sympathise with former indie musician. (The Sun)
» Pete Wentz’s desire to emulate the Jay Z business model extends to following him down the aisle. (MTV)
» Toni Braxton urges doctors to unbreak her heart. (Gigwise)
» After Madonna’s recent wild claims, Gwyneth Paltrow offers yet more 'oddball theories' on the plight of Britney Spears. (Music Rooms)
» Some people still cannot understand that popstars occasionally swear. (BBC)
Not a lot then.