REASONS 'COMMANDER' ISN'T UP TO MUCH
1. Everything about it is a cliché.
2. It's not as good as 'When Love Takes Over'.
3. Kelly is better than songs of the "ooh I'm on the dancefloor DJ keep it pumping on the floor in the place tonight yeah ooh let's have some champagne woo" (we paraphrase) variety.
REASONS 'COMMANDER' IS UP TO SOMETHING
1. The line "right now I command you dance" is so amazing that any doubts immediately disappear and when "right now I command you to dance" is combined with the chorus' general amazingness it becomes instantly clear that 'Commander' is a life-altering piece of popular song that will live on in the laughter of children long after we are all dead and buried such is its toweringly exciting (THAT'S ENOUGH THANKS — ED)