The good news is, Cheryl Cole's got a new video out and the music will blow your head off.
The bad news is that the new Cheryl Cole video is actually just an advert for some hair stuff, and the music is 'Pretty Girl' by Stockholm Syndrome (which we first wrote about in 2012).
Still, any port in a storm.
Here's the original video for 'Pretty Girl', which despite not being properly released in the UK is available for ninety nine pence on UK iTunes.
We tried to make Radio 1 play this song once, when they had us on as a guest, but they told us it was a bit much. :(