It's that time of the year again. In fact, it's long past that time of the year, but we wanted to hold on until the Rihanna album came along.
That album is clearly never coming. All knowledge you and we think we have of a 'new Rihanna album' is the result of collective hallucination. A new Rihanna album has never existed. Rihanna has in fact never existed. None of it happened.
ANYWAY — use the form below with the extreme care and attention to detail. Your votes may have far reaching consequences for the world of pop.
