The results of our controversial DRINK vs DANCE vs BUBBLE survey are now in.
While we are pleased that Popjustice viewers are drinking responsibly, we are concerned at how small a role bubbling plays in your lives.
How quickly we forget. It is just four short years — to the month — since Blue were in the charts with their seminal ode to bubbling, 'Bubblin'. Did Blue sing for nothing? Did their words fall on deaf ears? What about the elephants?
We suggest you all have a serious think about your actions. Particularly those of you in the 'none of the above' category, for without a drink or a dance, or a bubble, what are we? What would life be?